Didly Squat Farm Shop Sign

Clarkson's Farm: Country Brand Spotting

16 Mar 2023
 'Diddly Squat' the name of Jeremy Clarkson's farm featured on the hit show 'Clarkson's Farm'.
Clarkson Farm’s second season is now upon us, after its first season was a hit with viewers up and down the country for its hap-hazard and humorous approach to running a farm. The series documents Clarkson’s attempt at running his 1,000 acre farm in the beautiful Cotswold countryside without any previous experience. Clarkson purchased the contract run farm in 2008 before taking the reins in 2019 to attempt the arduous task of farming the land himself. He nicknamed the farm “Diddly Squat”, an ode to its lack of productivity which was documented in the first series particularly through the COVID outbreak as well as the trials and tribulations of the unpredictable British weather. The show has been successful in bringing farming into people’s living rooms, highlighting issues previously unknown to the public that farmers have to deal with every day. A renewed interest and respect for the industry can only be a good thing but as a country clothing store, we couldn’t help but enjoy watching for familiar items from our collection and seeing country style come to life in a practical and authentic way. Let’s take a look at some of the style mainstays of the show.

Schöffel Spotting

You’re never far from a Schöffel in the British countryside, so it’s no surprise that the brand features heavily across both seasons of Clarkson’s farm. Schöffel fleece offers lightweight, premium warmth and an easy, understated layer on top of a shirt, or piece of knitwear. It is also the perfect middle layer under a wax or tweed jacket in the colder months. More than anything, its become a sort of country uniform and is one of the most popular items we stock here at Humes. Model wearing Schoffel fleece gilet in Dark Olive

The Field Coat: classic, country and good enough for Clarkson

The epitome of country style, a tweed field coat is one of the most recognisable pieces of country apparel to appear on Clarkson’s farm. Our field coats combine British milled tweed with waterproof technology, making them one of the the most functional, all-rounder outerwear a country man can buy. Made in incredible quality, a field jacket is designed to be a staple of your cloakroom for many years to come.

Kaleb's Country Shirt: a humble hero

In almost every shot of Kaleb, Clarkson's right hand young man, you’ll be able to spot he's wearing one of these country staples. Rightly so, the checked country shirt is another hallmark of the country man. The most versatile piece, a country shirt can be worn alone or under a piece of knitwear and looks no more out of place in a country pub than in the middle of a mucky field. Model with RM Williams Collins Shirt, jeans and a belt

Le Chameau on show

Hawk eye viewers among us were able to spot the distinguishable badge of Le Chameau wellies worn by Clarkson and his trusty farm hand Kaleb and its no wonder that these would be a favourite amongst the Cotswold countryside goers. Le Chameau are popular for their incredible quality and comfort, and often the first choice for farmers who spend so many hours on their feet in the cold and mud. If you have wondered why at points Jeremy’s wellies seem so slack – most likely he is wearing a pair of Le Chameau Chasseur’s unzipped. He is after all a busy man with 1000 acres to cultivate. Le Chameau Wellies shoot featuring dog
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